I give them books, they eat the covers

It has now become crystally clear to me that I am the only one who gets it.

People, I think I made a mistake opening this thing up. The fan mail has been jamming up the circuits with brickbats aimed at recent posters who are mere graffitists. Worse, it is painfully clear that none of you can write.

Dumpfucks this is your last chance to post something that makes sense at least, preferably funny and please make it interesting (ie, not a journal of your favorite farts). If you don't want to write here, go get your own blog.

The once and still DFM