It is my duty to announce that the law outlawing fox hunting at the dump with dogs takes effect at midnight. We are a humane dump that treats it's wildlife with respect and dignity.
Anyone who violates the new ordinance will be tazored, cuffed, hit with a baton, shot with non-lethal (most of the time) devices. Then they will be cuffed, stripped naked, deloused and then placed in a detention cell with a large unwashed fellow named Humper Downes. Most likely the sentence will be seven years in the pokey.
That is all,
DFM
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