Due to a lack of trash, the dump is closed until Bastille Day.
Lardass thinks we should have a French Day at the dump - sort of like the special Hazardous Materials day. On July 14th you should bring anything French to the dump as a way of showing contempt for their spinelss politics, incompetence as warriors and phony-assed culture.
Since I will not be here to remind you. The 4th of July is not just fireworks and sweaty drunken sex on a blanket behind the dunes. (although these are very good reasons to be happy)
It is also the observance of the anniversary our national Independence from those French Bastards.
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Bring us your soggy crackers and crumpled paper yearning to be composted, your old cardboard and plastic bottles huddling in your garage. This is the dump; its not just our job, it is who we are: Dumpsterguys
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