I have been taking quite a bit of flack recently for an erroneous statement that I accidently forgot to delete from my "state of the dump" speech a few months ago.
The sentence that sounded like "We have documented proof that the evil empire of Natick is sending unstickered vehicles to our dump," should actually have said, "We haven't been checking stickers recently due to exessive abuse of the sick day policy by lazy assed staffers."
I just want to go on the record to say that as the Dump Fucks Leader, I take no responsibilty for the statements attributed to me. I have full confidence in myself and plan to continue to spew out all manner of inaccuracies because -after all - I am the duly self appointed Leader. If a Leader waited for all the facts to be checked and rechecked, he would never get anything done! We hardly get anything done as it is. Thanks you for your understanding and your continued confidence in the RDF to handle your trash needs.
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Bring us your soggy crackers and crumpled paper yearning to be composted, your old cardboard and plastic bottles huddling in your garage. This is the dump; its not just our job, it is who we are: Dumpsterguys
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