Defecation

Lardass won the Most-Amazing-Shits contest this morning.
A bunch of us were congregated, as we are wont to do on Sunday mornings, when our significant bitches- are attending the religious services of their choice. George claims that they are actually going over to Medford to check out the new Krispy Kreme store.

We were recounting great shits we had had in our lives. We have stopped lying about our sexual exploits, and are into sharing true body experiences. I recalled the glorious sensation of total emptiness after taking that stuff they make you drink for your colonoscopy. It turns your bowels into liquid and expells the contents with such force that one almost experiences orgasm. Lardass talked about the time he had been on a cheese eating binge and he shat a turd so big that he had to cut it with a wire coat hanger to get it to flush down the toilet. George claims that he takes a huge crap at least three times a day, and that "dry farts don't smell bad."
Lefty said that "irregularity is in the mind of the beholder." We all pelted him with cheese balls.
Bill disclosed that while a student at BMU he had actually taken a college course in Scatology, but was flunked out because he "failed to turn-in his feces".
Next week we will be sharing our "Best Dwarf Fucks."