For those who have been religiously following this exercise in recycling facility fantasy, I offer the following translations for the noms de guerre of those unfortunates mentioned in this bling-bling blog:
George –> George Clooney
Bill –> the cat from “Opus”
Vernon (aka Lardass) –> Ted Kennedy (who else?)
Lefty –> also Ted Kennedy (sometimes)
Hector (the dog) –> ditto
Harvey (the eradicator) –> Bo Ditle
Bob (from Dumptemps) –> Robert Dole
Hobart Melancholy (the intern) –> Jon Stewart
Susan Wornik --> herself
Lonny –> law professor, Lannie Guenier, in drag
Daisy, the midget dump harlot --> Hillary Clinton (without her prostheses)
Rajeed (the rookie) –> UBL
Richard (Dick) Head –> James Carvell (and sometimes Dan Rather)
Primary narrator (also The Big Cheese) –> Michael Moore
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