Tuesday, January 18, 2005

I Have a Problem with Your Simile

As one who has attempted both acts -- calligraphy with a magic marker and dick-only love-making -- I say there is no comparison!
Here is another thing they say: "It is the poor workman who blames his tools." I am sick of hearing what anonymous experts, or studies, have found. Identify them!
Take the statement: "Whatever does not kill you only makes you stronger." Do you know who said that? Nietzsche! And I say it is arrant nonsense! Has no one ever heard of "the death of a thousand cuts"? Which phrase more accurately describes life, as we presently live it?