Major Policy Speech By DF Management

My fellow dumpfucks,
It was nearly two years ago that the evildoers and enemies of freedom launched the attack on the US. Our president retaliated with a successful campaign to eliminate the Taliban supremacy in Afghanistan. After we won that war, we left the country under the control of a hodgepodge of UN and nongovernment agencies. A year later, things seem to be drifting back to anarchy or control of local warlords. The poppy farms are as flourishing as ever. High grade opium will be once again flowing in the veins of America's addict population. In April, convinced that Saddam Hussein was helping or conspiring to help terrorists to launch deadly WMD attacks on US citizens and sites, President Bush ordered our forces to roll into Baghdad in what must be the most spectacular victory of all time. We watched it unfold in real time on tv. We were proud. Then as the looters, fundamentalists and unwashed masses gathered to protest US presence, we came to realize why these people need a harsh dictator - they cannot get along with each other, except under threat of a powerful and iron fisted fascist.

Now, we the taxpayers are asked by the president to pay an additional $87billion to "stabilize" Iraq and Afghanistan. (We know that if they are willing to admit to 87, the real number will be ten times that much).

I say NO. It is not our problem. If Iraqi oil cannot be produced to pay the costs of stabilization, then give them their guns backs and let them fight amongst themselves. (That was our strategy in the Iraq-Iran war: help them kill each other.)

It is a mistake to offer democracy to people who are unable to acknowledge the rights and beliefs of others. The dual pillars underpinning Democracy is the recognition of freedom and equality. Our leaders have made a fatal mistake in thinking our values would work in the arab-muslim world. Let's bring our troops back and let Allah's will be done.

We have many needs in this country which are not being met. If Bush wants to be re-elected he must withdraw the request for money to stabilize Iraq and instead get our citizens back to work, and help all the children to get an education, live in decent housing, free from gangs, criminals and crazoids who ought not to be out on the street. Our own cities are flaming hellholes. Put out those fires, Mr President. Bring the troops home and stabilize our inner city crime neighborhoods, will ya?
Thanks for your attention.