Notice: The dump will be closed for the long weekend to honor all those hard workers who have made the dump what it is today. We came from a small incinerator and landfill to become the premier dump destination in North America. We get visitors from many nations (and perhaps even other planets) who come with cameras and notepads to see the miracle that is the wellesley dump - or as they like to call it downtown - the RDF.
Schedule of events for the Labor Day Weekend:
Saturday - The annual employee cookout and moose roast will be held near the back compost area. (The big pile of stinking debris near the refrigerator graveyard. ) BYOM
Sunday - The gay and lesbian couples beach party will be held at Morses Pond. [Men are requested not to wear Speedoo briefs this year, recalling the unfortunate incident last year when Bill did a cannonball off the high dive and revealed the place where the horse bit him. It was not pretty and we go a lot of nasty letters from mothers of small children who reported the nighmares and trauma went on for months.]
Monday - Labor Day is a day off. All Dumpfucks are encouraged to stay home, read a book, nap in the yard, think about your purpose in life - whatever.
See you next week, you Dumpfucks
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Bring us your soggy crackers and crumpled paper yearning to be composted, your old cardboard and plastic bottles huddling in your garage. This is the dump; its not just our job, it is who we are: Dumpsterguys
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