The phone rang at 9am this morning. It was George (Dam Sad) doing his falsetto arab "lululululu" in celebration of the momentous and historical capture of the Ace of spades. I figured that was enough of a reason to get up and see what happened. Believe ot or not, they actually got the bastard. And, they say that he put up no resistence (unlike his maniac sons and nephew), despite the fact that he had a pistol.
Ironic - is it not? - that he (Saddam, not George) was hiding in a dirt hole. After 23 years enjoying the opulance of his former existence - which he sacrificed for no real reason. He could easily have saved all this nonsense by appeasing the US just a little more. He could have stayed in charge, stayed rich and powerful by just agreeing not to attack Israel or develop WMDs. What a Dumbfuck.
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