Recycle - It makes you feel good

Recycling a pile of cardboard boxes is more satisfying than anything you can sniff or inhale. The rush to the brain, knowing that you are saving the earth is heady stuff. I try to recycle 8 or 9 beer bottles each day in an effort to do my part. Lardass told me that he turns his condoms inside out to get an extra use before recycling them. I tod him that he should go unrotected since his main squeeze Sally Five Fingers is unlikely to get knocked-up. "It's to keep from getting STD's" he retorted.