Disclaimer

This is not a real dump. Any similarity to real dumps is both coincidental and a bit unsettling. Maybe I'm dreaming; maybe it is a message from a parallel universe; whatever - don't look for facts or truth or even acknowledgement of currently understood laws of physics.Like the christian bible, this is an arbitrary collection of writing designed to impress upon you the eternal truth as expressed by a guy who I met in a bar. His name was Rufus Descartes . Although his speech was slurred by an afternoon of pounding back frosty Sierra Nevadas, I'm pretty sure he said something like: Eventually, we all end up in some sort of dump." Then, apparently exhausted by the soul-draining power of the epiphany, he passed out.