Did someone fart? Or, was that another North Korean "nuclear" weapon test?
I am unimpressed. The US government seems to be inadequately prepared - once again - for the goings-on within the axis of evil. President Bush has sternly issued warnings about how "unacceptable" the situation was and is. Now, what should we do?
I say, "Why do anything?"
Because this is a Monty Python movie, friends. This is the "Quest for the Holy Grail." Kim is the French Taunter and Bush is Arthur the Crusader. There are no horses; the sounds of horses hooves are made by people clapping coconuts together.
There are no WMD's. Kim has had his best scientists strap together 10,000 M-80's and blow them off in a cave.
We are safe. The Asians can take care of this "threat." Let's get back to the important stuff like finding out who knew what and when did they know it.
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