Everyone showed up early today. It wasn't that they were so anxious to come to the dump to sit and watch the rats or for stale donuts, rather the dumpfucks never remembered to set their clocks back.
Lardass was philosophical. "Look my PC automatically adjusts itself to the time switch twice a year, why the fuck can't they make clocks do the same thing?"
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Bring us your soggy crackers and crumpled paper yearning to be composted, your old cardboard and plastic bottles huddling in your garage. This is the dump; its not just our job, it is who we are: Dumpsterguys
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